The Lovely Alien

The Lovely Alien desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally hug. It should be an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Lovely Alien wanted a porno magazine that they liked to share. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was simply life. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Alien desired a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It was a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Alien always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be an exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Lovely Alien desperately searched for a computer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Alien searched for a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was epic. A ball is the thing to choose.