His Stupid Alien

His Stupid Alien often carried a set of lego that they liked to smash. It might be a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

His Stupid Alien desperately desired a tomato that they liked to eat. This seems to be an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

His Stupid Alien wanted a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was selected.

His Stupid Alien desperately desired a melon that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Alien found a can of Tango to worship. It was a different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Stupid Alien craved for a helmet that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to choose.