The Round Alien

The Round Alien carried a sword to sleep with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Round Alien often carried a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Round Alien desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Alien looked for a dildo that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Round Alien found a set of lego that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Round Alien desperately wanted a bat that they would drop. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be amazing. A bat was the chosen item.