cryptid079 (45)in #elf • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.My Funny ElfFunny Elf desired a tomato to sit and look at. It was considered to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad…cryptid079 (45)in #dildo • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Magical DildoMagical Dildo desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a bizarre thing to do…cryptid079 (45)in #bear • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Determined BearDetermined Bear desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes demolish. It was a new approach to life…cryptid079 (45)in #bird • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Eccentric BirdEccentric Bird desperately looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have…cryptid079 (45)in #jerk • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Boring JerkBoring Jerk desired a can of coke that they would put on his head. It should have been a new proposal, to my children…cryptid079 (45)in #king • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Hungry KingHungry King desperately looked for a mug that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to me and my…cryptid079 (45)in #scammer • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Little ScammerLittle Scammer often carried a dildo that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to…cryptid079 (45)in #nerd • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Magical NerdMagical Nerd desperately desired a spade that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to…cryptid079 (45)in #geek • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Cheerful GeekCheerful Geek had a painting of a melon that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be an exciting…cryptid079 (45)in #snake • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Lovely SnakeLovely Snake desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a…cryptid079 (45)in #pigeon • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Retarded PigeonRetarded Pigeon wanted a chocolate bar that they would often break. It would be a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and…cryptid079 (45)in #lunatic • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Funny LunaticFunny Lunatic craved for a sword that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat…cryptid079 (45)in #woodpecker • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary WoodpeckerWeary Woodpecker desperately wanted a cup to hug. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to me, but not to the…cryptid079 (45)in #bird • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Angry BirdAngry Bird wanted a set of lego that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to…cryptid079 (45)in #queen • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Exciting QueenExciting Queen desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. It was a fairly funny approach to life, to my…cryptid079 (45)in #viper • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Curious ViperCurious Viper had a spade that they would sometimes drop. It is a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to…cryptid079 (45)in #santa • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lovely SantaLovely Santa desired a can of coke that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life…cryptid079 (45)in #geek • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Funny GeekFunny Geek always kept a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a curious exercise, to me and…cryptid079 (45)in #pigeon • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Gentle PigeonGentle Pigeon owned a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly new approach to…cryptid079 (45)in #elephant • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Exciting ElephantExciting Elephant craved for a chocolate bar to play with. It was a strange operation, to me, but not to the…
