cryptid079 (48)in #alien • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Cheerful AlienCheerful Alien desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly…cryptid079 (48)in #martian • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Depressed MartianDepressed Martian owned a pen that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a new undertaking, to…cryptid079 (48)in #unicorn • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Famous UnicornFamous Unicorn desperately needed a crown that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a…cryptid079 (48)in #monster • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Magical MonsterMagical Monster often carried a melon that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation…cryptid079 (48)in #bear • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Determined BearDetermined Bear always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a…cryptid079 (48)in #geek • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Round GeekRound Geek desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly…cryptid079 (48)in #ogre • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Troubled OgreTroubled Ogre desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly…cryptid079 (48)in #paki • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Eccentric PakiEccentric Paki desperately needed a pen that they sometimes throw. It should be an unusual action, to my neighbour…cryptid079 (48)in #baboon • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Brainy BaboonBrainy Baboon craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say…cryptid079 (48)in #fish • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Funny FishFunny Fish desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly…cryptid079 (48)in #geek • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Fucking GeekFucking Geek always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly new…cryptid079 (48)in #reindeer • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Round ReindeerRound Reindeer desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes throw. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to…cryptid079 (48)in #santa • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Gentle SantaGentle Santa always carried a mug that they would put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre action, to me and…cryptid079 (48)in #dildo • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Colourful DildoColourful Dildo desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often embrace. It should be a weird and…cryptid079 (48)in #sparrow • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Angry SparrowAngry Sparrow craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes annihilate This seems a new exercise, to my dad, but not…cryptid079 (48)in #elf • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Yellow ElfYellow Elf always had with them a computer that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting…cryptid079 (48)in #ogre • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Talented OgreTalented Ogre carried a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly unusual…cryptid079 (48)in #cunt • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Scary CuntScary Cunt desperately looked for a bottle of wine to share. It would have been an unusual activity, to my grandpa…cryptid079 (48)in #pet • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Beautiful PetBeautiful Pet often carried a cheese grater that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly different idea…cryptid079 (48)in #princess • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Square PrincessSquare Princess had a bat that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird activity, to many, but…
