cryptid079 (49)in #bear • 4 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Lucky BearLucky Bear desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird and…cryptid079 (49)in #snake • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Curious SnakeCurious Snake desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was…cryptid079 (49)in #giraffe • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Anxious GiraffeAnxious Giraffe owned a hat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly…cryptid079 (49)in #poodle • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Chinese PoodleChinese Poodle often carried a set of lego that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my…cryptid079 (49)in #cat • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Hungry CatHungry Cat desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a…cryptid079 (49)in #unicorn • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Troubled UnicornTroubled Unicorn always kept a cup that they would hug. It might have been a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but…cryptid079 (49)in #knight • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Jolly KnightJolly Knight wanted a sponge to put up their bum. It is a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Knight, who…cryptid079 (49)in #geek • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Bum Loving GeekBum Loving Geek always carried a sword that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal…cryptid079 (49)in #pet • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fucking PetFucking Pet desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to…cryptid079 (49)in #queen • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Brainy QueenBrainy Queen desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly…cryptid079 (49)in #geek • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Ugly GeekUgly Geek found a sponge to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my…cryptid079 (49)in #knight • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Angry KnightAngry Knight always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly…cryptid079 (49)in #queen • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Retarded QueenRetarded Queen found a cucumber that they would throw. It should have been a strange undertaking, to me, but not to…cryptid079 (49)in #baboon • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Energetic BaboonEnergetic Baboon desperately searched for a set of lego that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this…cryptid079 (49)in #cat • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Nervous CatNervous Cat desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a…cryptid079 (49)in #princess • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused PrincessConfused Princess desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly…cryptid079 (49)in #scammer • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Funny ScammerFunny Scammer found a helmet that they would often throw. It should have been a curious activity, to me, but not to…cryptid079 (49)in #newt • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Jolly NewtJolly Newt desired a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking…cryptid079 (49)in #elf • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Horny ElfHorny Elf always kept a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It is an unusual thought, to me and my…cryptid079 (49)in #servant • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Grumpy ServantGrumpy Servant craved for a sword that they liked to drop. It should have been a weird proposal, to me and my wife…
