The Cheerful Alien

The Cheerful Alien desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Alien desperately needed a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Alien desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Alien desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Alien desperately desired a sword to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was sublime. A sword is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Alien always had with them a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was chosen.