Fat Alien

Fat Alien looked for a little monkey that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the item selected.

Fat Alien had a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A toilet brush being the item opted for.

Fat Alien often carried a pint of beer to sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was simply life. A pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Fat Alien always carried a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A tomato was the chosen item.

Fat Alien looked for a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sponge being the item opted for.

Fat Alien desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.