cryptid085 (41)in #jerk • 18 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy JerkGrumpy Jerk always had with them a bat to embrace. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to everybody you…cryptid085 (41)in #santa • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Talented SantaTalented Santa always had with them a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing idea…cryptid085 (41)in #prince • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Purple PrincePurple Prince needed a Harry Potter wand to annihilate It is a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Prince…cryptid085 (41)in #elephant • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Fucking ElephantFucking Elephant owned a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual…cryptid085 (41)in #monster • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Adventurous MonsterAdventurous Monster searched for a vibrator to sit and look at. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to me…cryptid085 (41)in #santa • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Big SantaBig Santa craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to…cryptid085 (41)in #cat • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Bewildered CatBewildered Cat desperately desired a little monkey that they would often smash. This could be considered an odd…cryptid085 (41)in #jerk • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bewildered JerkBewildered Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a…cryptid085 (41)in #robin • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Weary RobinWeary Robin desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly…cryptid085 (41)in #king • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Unusual KingUnusual King always had with them a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to…cryptid085 (41)in #eagle • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Retarded EagleRetarded Eagle desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful…cryptid085 (41)in #queen • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Little QueenLittle Queen always kept a pint of cider that they would embrace. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life…cryptid085 (41)in #chimp • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Talented ChimpTalented Chimp owned a set of lego that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to…cryptid085 (41)in #princess • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Bum Loving PrincessBum Loving Princess always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a weird and…cryptid085 (41)in #pigeon • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Tired PigeonTired Pigeon needed a magic 8 ball that they would often demolish. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but…cryptid085 (41)in #santa • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Special SantaSpecial Santa looked for a spade to drop. It was a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who…cryptid085 (41)in #princess • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Handsome PrincessHandsome Princess searched for a set square that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to…cryptid085 (41)in #sparrow • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Square SparrowSquare Sparrow desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a funny…cryptid085 (41)in #prince • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Brainy PrinceBrainy Prince often carried a ball to throw. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to…cryptid085 (41)in #paki • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Crypting PakiCrypting Paki found a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a curious proposal, to me…
