cryptid085 (41)in #newt • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Adorable NewtAdorable Newt owned a bottle of beer that they would play with. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my…cryptid085 (41)in #nerd • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Boring NerdBoring Nerd desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be an…cryptid085 (41)in #viper • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adventurous ViperAdventurous Viper desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes worship. It would be an extraordinary thing to…cryptid085 (41)in #fish • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Funny FishFunny Fish craved for a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but…cryptid085 (41)in #worm • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Angry WormAngry Worm desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It should have been a somewhat surprising…cryptid085 (41)in #unicorn • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Silly UnicornSilly Unicorn wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a…cryptid085 (41)in #artist • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Talented ArtistTalented Artist always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a somewhat…cryptid085 (41)in #worm • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Exciting WormExciting Worm looked for a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but…cryptid085 (41)in #jerk • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy JerkGrumpy Jerk always had with them a bat to embrace. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to everybody you…cryptid085 (41)in #santa • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Talented SantaTalented Santa always had with them a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly an astonishing idea…cryptid085 (41)in #prince • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Purple PrincePurple Prince needed a Harry Potter wand to annihilate It is a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Prince…cryptid085 (41)in #elephant • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Fucking ElephantFucking Elephant owned a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual…cryptid085 (41)in #monster • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Adventurous MonsterAdventurous Monster searched for a vibrator to sit and look at. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to me…cryptid085 (41)in #santa • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Big SantaBig Santa craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to…cryptid085 (41)in #cat • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Bewildered CatBewildered Cat desperately desired a little monkey that they would often smash. This could be considered an odd…cryptid085 (41)in #jerk • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bewildered JerkBewildered Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a…cryptid085 (41)in #robin • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Weary RobinWeary Robin desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly…cryptid085 (41)in #king • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Unusual KingUnusual King always had with them a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to…cryptid085 (41)in #eagle • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Retarded EagleRetarded Eagle desperately wanted a pencil sharpener to annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful…cryptid085 (41)in #queen • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Little QueenLittle Queen always kept a pint of cider that they would embrace. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life…
