Their Bewildered Alien

Their Bewildered Alien desperately needed a tomato that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Alien searched for a sword that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Alien found a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Alien desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Their Bewildered Alien desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Their Bewildered Alien always kept a melon that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was selected.