A Angry Alien

A Angry Alien had a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

A Angry Alien desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Angry Alien had a ball that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Angry Alien searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to annihilate It should have been a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Angry Alien carried a pint of beer that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was stunning. A pint of beer was the item that was selected.

A Angry Alien searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.