His Green Alien

His Green Alien carried a melon to play with. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to choose.

His Green Alien desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

His Green Alien always had with them a spade that they would often hug. This seems a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Alien found a helmet that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Alien often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a strange action, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected it was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

His Green Alien found a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.