des-the-dog (49)in #alien • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch. Fat AlienFat Alien often carried a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. It is an original idea, to my neighbour, but…des-the-dog (49)in #martian • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Talented MartianTalented Martian desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a different…des-the-dog (49)in #woodpecker • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Eccentric WoodpeckerEccentric Woodpecker owned a toilet brush that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly bizarre…des-the-dog (49)in #monkey • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Different MonkeyDifferent Monkey found a bottle of wine that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to…des-the-dog (49)in #dildo • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Colourful DildoColourful Dildo desired a hat that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly new proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo…des-the-dog (49)in #orangutan • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Angry OrangutanAngry Orangutan owned a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly new undertaking…des-the-dog (49)in #viper • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly ViperUgly Viper always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been an extraordinary…des-the-dog (49)in #pigeon • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful PigeonBeautiful Pigeon found a radiator that they would occasionally cuddle. It was an exciting action, to you, but not to…des-the-dog (49)in #baboon • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Naughty BaboonNaughty Baboon looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a curious activity, to me…des-the-dog (49)in #snake • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Foolish SnakeFoolish Snake found a little monkey that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a…des-the-dog (49)in #queen • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Exceptional QueenExceptional Queen desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is…des-the-dog (49)in #servant • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Hungry ServantHungry Servant owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing…des-the-dog (49)in #jerk • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Crazy JerkCrazy Jerk had a crown to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly new action, to some, but not to…des-the-dog (49)in #newt • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Scary NewtScary Newt desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. It was a curious undertaking, to my…des-the-dog (49)in #bird • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Red BirdRed Bird needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. It might have been a funny idea, to many, but not to…des-the-dog (49)in #scammer • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Crypting ScammerCrypting Scammer desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a…des-the-dog (49)in #servant • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Retarded ServantRetarded Servant found a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life…des-the-dog (49)in #geek • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Energetic GeekEnergetic Geek desperately desired a sword that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my…des-the-dog (49)in #scammer • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Adventurous ScammerAdventurous Scammer looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly…des-the-dog (49)in #woodpecker • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Careful WoodpeckerCareful Woodpecker desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often worship. It is a weird and wonderful…
