The Boring Alien

The Boring Alien needed a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Alien desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Alien desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Boring Alien often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes throw. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Alien searched for a hat that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Alien always kept a pint of beer that they would share. It was considered to be an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.