A Horny Alien

A Horny Alien searched for a piece of paper that they liked to smash. It is a different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

A Horny Alien desperately looked for a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. It should have been a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Alien owned a cup that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Alien had a bat that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

A Horny Alien always had with them a ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Alien desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.