Fat Alien

Fat Alien often carried a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. It is an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Fat Alien desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes break. This seems to be an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Fat Alien looked for a spade to sit and look at. It might be a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Fat Alien desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often rub on his belly. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Fat Alien searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. It is a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Fat Alien searched for a custard pie that they would often play with. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item chosen.