Confused Alien

Confused Alien always kept a bag of poop to share. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Confused Alien carried a condom that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Confused Alien desperately wanted a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Confused Alien owned a hat that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.

Confused Alien craved for a condom that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom is the thing to select.

Confused Alien desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. It is considered to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.