A Yellow Alien

A Yellow Alien had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

A Yellow Alien desired a dildo that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

A Yellow Alien carried a vibrator that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

A Yellow Alien carried a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

A Yellow Alien desperately searched for a dildo to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

A Yellow Alien needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.