The Adorable Alien

The Adorable Alien had a radiator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a radiator having that done to it

The Adorable Alien wanted a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Adorable Alien looked for a computer that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

The Adorable Alien desired a bag of poop that they sometimes annihilate It was an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Alien desperately needed a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to select.

The Adorable Alien searched for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. It should be a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.