Their Confused Alien

Their Confused Alien always carried a set square that they would worship. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was stunning. A set square was the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Alien found a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be an original proposal, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Their Confused Alien searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

Their Confused Alien needed a teapot that they would occasionally break. It is a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.

Their Confused Alien desperately desired a piece of paper to rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Their Confused Alien desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.