My Ugly Alien

My Ugly Alien always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sponge is the thing to select.

My Ugly Alien desperately searched for a melon that they would often smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing opted for.

My Ugly Alien often carried a little monkey that they liked to break. It would be a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item selected.

My Ugly Alien had a big sponge to share. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

My Ugly Alien craved for a stretchman to throw. It would have been a strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be amazing. A stretchman being the item selected.

My Ugly Alien craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.