thing-you-want (47)in #troll • 9 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Green TrollGreen Troll needed a mug that they would often smash. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not…thing-you-want (47)in #robin • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Depressed RobinDepressed Robin desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a curious…thing-you-want (47)in #geek • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Grumpy GeekGrumpy Geek needed a teapot that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but…thing-you-want (47)in #artist • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Cute ArtistCute Artist always carried a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a curious…thing-you-want (47)in #santa • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Blue SantaBlue Santa desired a dildo that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to…thing-you-want (47)in #lunatic • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Jolly LunaticJolly Lunatic had a porno magazine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and…thing-you-want (47)in #king • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Exciting KingExciting King often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems an original…thing-you-want (47)in #chimp • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lonely ChimpLonely Chimp desperately craved for a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly strange…thing-you-want (47)in #builder • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Careful BuilderCareful Builder desired a set square that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to…thing-you-want (47)in #alien • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Colourful AlienColourful Alien desperately wanted a big sponge that they would eat. One might say this is an original thing to do, to…thing-you-want (47)in #robin • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Angry RobinAngry Robin searched for a block of cheese that they would often worship. One might say this is a different proposal…thing-you-want (47)in #scammer • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Grumpy ScammerGrumpy Scammer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly…thing-you-want (47)in #queen • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Square QueenSquare Queen always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to…thing-you-want (47)in #monster • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Blue MonsterBlue Monster needed a rubber johnny that they liked to play with. This seems an odd activity, to me and my wife, but…thing-you-want (47)in #cunt • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Retarded CuntRetarded Cunt always carried a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a different…thing-you-want (47)in #gremlin • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Curious GremlinCurious Gremlin desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find…thing-you-want (47)in #eagle • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Bum Loving EagleBum Loving Eagle desired a cup that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be an unusual…thing-you-want (47)in #builder • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Adorable BuilderAdorable Builder always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is…thing-you-want (47)in #pet • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful PetBeautiful Pet desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly…thing-you-want (47)in #snake • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Cute SnakeCute Snake needed a pencil sharpener that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly…
