The Naughty Alien

The Naughty Alien had a painting of a melon to play with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Alien searched for a block of cheese to throw. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Alien desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Alien desperately needed a porno magazine that they would embrace. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is out of this world. A porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Alien carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Alien carried a cup that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is wonderous. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.