The Talented Alien

The Talented Alien needed a bag of poop that they would share. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Talented Alien wanted a melon that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Talented Alien desperately desired a condom that they would often share. It would have been a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to select.

The Talented Alien desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Talented Alien wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Talented Alien desperately looked for a set of lego to worship. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.