Their Square Alien

Their Square Alien found a wig that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a wig being the item selected.

Their Square Alien carried a condom that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. A condom is the thing to opt for.

Their Square Alien looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Alien always had with them a magic 8 ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

Their Square Alien owned a cucumber that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Their Square Alien desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be awesome. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.