His Purple Alien

His Purple Alien found a cucumber that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Alien often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Alien carried a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it

His Purple Alien always kept a set square that they liked to worship. It was a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

His Purple Alien always kept a porno magazine to embrace. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

His Purple Alien desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to select.