The Boring Alien

The Boring Alien always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Alien searched for a melon that they liked to play with. This could be considered an original exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Boring Alien needed a bat that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered it was wonderful. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Alien desperately needed a vibrator to put down their trousers. This seems a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Alien often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It should be a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Boring Alien searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.