The Talented Alien

The Talented Alien often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Talented Alien searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Talented Alien desperately craved for a tomato that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was awesome. A tomato being the thing opted for.

The Talented Alien searched for a condom that they would put up their bum. It was an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Alien desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Alien always had with them a set of lego that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.