A Beautiful Alien

A Beautiful Alien wanted a hat that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Alien desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It was an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

A Beautiful Alien desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Alien desperately craved for a vibrator to share. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

A Beautiful Alien craved for a teapot that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

A Beautiful Alien needed a spade to break. It is a curious activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.