Her Confused Alien

Her Confused Alien always had with them a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. It would have been an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Her Confused Alien always kept a bag of flour to sleep with. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

Her Confused Alien always carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Alien often carried a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to opt for.

Her Confused Alien desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Alien looked for a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.