The Troubled Alien

The Troubled Alien often carried a crown that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Alien always kept a crown that they liked to demolish. It should have been an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to select.

The Troubled Alien desperately craved for a porno magazine to annihilate It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Alien often carried a chocolate bar that they would rub on his belly. It would be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Alien always carried a can of Tango that they would sleep with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Alien looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.