A Brainy Alien

A Brainy Alien always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Alien always had with them a mug to put in the bath with him. It should be a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

A Brainy Alien searched for a sword that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be spectacular. Strangely, a sword being the chosen item.

A Brainy Alien desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Brainy Alien always had with them a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Brainy Alien desired a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.