oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #pet • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.A Different PetDifferent Pet desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes worship. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #elf • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lonely ElfLonely Elf searched for a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a strange suggestion, to…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #pet • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Naughty PetNaughty Pet desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #woodpecker • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Beautiful WoodpeckerBeautiful Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #paki • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid PakiStupid Paki desired a stapler to worship. This is certainly a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #artist • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Unusual ArtistUnusual Artist desired a bat that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly unusual thought, to me and my…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #viper • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Anxious ViperAnxious Viper owned a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a weird undertaking, to me and my…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #monster • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Angry MonsterAngry Monster searched for a toilet brush that they would play with. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to many…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #gremlin • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Orange GremlinOrange Gremlin desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often smash. It was a peculiar approach to life…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #cunt • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Angry CuntAngry Cunt always kept a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly original proposal, to…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #baboon • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Confused BaboonConfused Baboon carried a rubber johnny to put up their bum. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to my…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #viper • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Curious ViperCurious Viper always had with them a condom that they would play with. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #viper • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Fucking ViperFucking Viper always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #newt • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Worrisome NewtWorrisome Newt craved for a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd idea…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #fish • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Different FishDifferent Fish desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #snake • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Chinese SnakeChinese Snake desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a curious…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #reindeer • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Weary ReindeerWeary Reindeer desperately needed a sponge that they would often eat. It was considered to be a funny thought, to my…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #queen • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Cute QueenCute Queen looked for a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #poodle • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Exceptional PoodleExceptional Poodle desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. One might say this is a…oh-i-i-wanna (48)in #alien • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Silly AlienSilly Alien owned a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to most…