His Scary Alien

His Scary Alien searched for a rubber johnny that they would demolish. It would be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. A rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

His Scary Alien always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

His Scary Alien desired a piece of paper to eat. This is certainly a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

His Scary Alien looked for a condom that they would often smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Strangely, a condom being the chosen thing.

His Scary Alien always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often hug. It was a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

His Scary Alien desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would drop. It would be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.