My Dodgy Alien

My Dodgy Alien desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Alien desperately looked for a lava lamp to drop. It was a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

My Dodgy Alien desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be an original activity, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

My Dodgy Alien searched for a teapot that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a teapot of all things.

My Dodgy Alien desired a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

My Dodgy Alien craved for a pint of cider to eat. It would have been an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was breathtaking. A pint of cider being the item selected.