if-you-got-the (45)in #poodle • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Confused PoodleConfused Poodle needed a cucumber that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider…if-you-got-the (45)in #pet • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Gentle PetGentle Pet found a lava lamp that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me…if-you-got-the (45)in #unicorn • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fucking UnicornFucking Unicorn searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. This seems to be an original…if-you-got-the (45)in #paki • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Adorable PakiAdorable Paki wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange…if-you-got-the (45)in #hedgehog • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Scary HedgehogScary Hedgehog found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be an…if-you-got-the (45)in #fish • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Retarded FishRetarded Fish often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to…if-you-got-the (45)in #snake • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Brainy SnakeBrainy Snake desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a…if-you-got-the (45)in #antelope • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Nervous AntelopeNervous Antelope always kept a porno magazine that they would hug. It would be a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not…if-you-got-the (45)in #ogre • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Exceptional OgreExceptional Ogre searched for a spade that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird…if-you-got-the (45)in #monkey • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Red MonkeyRed Monkey always kept a crown that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly unusual operation, to my…if-you-got-the (45)in #robin • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Blue RobinBlue Robin searched for a sword that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a peculiar action, to me and my…if-you-got-the (45)in #cat • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Square CatSquare Cat desperately needed a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly…if-you-got-the (45)in #scammer • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Depressed ScammerDepressed Scammer needed a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to me…if-you-got-the (45)in #reindeer • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Grumpy ReindeerGrumpy Reindeer carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. It was a fairly surprising action, to some, but not…if-you-got-the (45)in #viper • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Red ViperRed Viper wanted a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an odd…if-you-got-the (45)in #alien • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Dodgy AlienDodgy Alien desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly different…if-you-got-the (45)in #worm • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fucking WormFucking Worm always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing…if-you-got-the (45)in #cat • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Depressed CatDepressed Cat desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a curious…if-you-got-the (45)in #santa • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Troubled SantaTroubled Santa desperately needed a pint of beer that they would smash. It is a surprising suggestion, to me and my…if-you-got-the (45)in #knight • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Jolly KnightJolly Knight searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be…