His Fucking Alien

His Fucking Alien owned a tomato that they sometimes demolish. It might be a strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a tomato being the item selected.

His Fucking Alien always had with them a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Alien always kept a ball that they sometimes sleep with. It is a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

His Fucking Alien often carried a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Alien always had with them a pen that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a curious action, to me, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to select.

His Fucking Alien craved for a crown that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing that was chosen.