The Bum Loving Alien

The Bum Loving Alien desperately searched for a tomato that they would eat. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Alien desperately searched for a toilet brush to hug. One might find this to be a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Alien always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Alien carried a helmet to cuddle. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. A helmet is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Alien desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Alien desperately needed a hat to sit and look at. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.