The Round Alien

The Round Alien owned a piece of paper that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Round Alien always had with them a bat that they would often demolish. It should have been an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Alien desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would demolish. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Round Alien had a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was sublime. A pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Round Alien always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Round Alien found a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.