The Dodgy Alien

The Dodgy Alien owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Alien desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Alien always kept a condom that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Alien had a bat to break. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Alien searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Alien often carried a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.