My Dodgy Alien

My Dodgy Alien craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Alien desperately craved for a spade that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Alien searched for a rubber johnny that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Alien carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Alien desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would smash. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

My Dodgy Alien desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a surprising action, to most, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.