My Confused Alien

My Confused Alien desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to select.

My Confused Alien desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

My Confused Alien desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Confused Alien desperately searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Alien desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

My Confused Alien owned a toilet brush that they would experiment on. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.