The Handsome Alien

The Handsome Alien desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often smash. It would be a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Handsome Alien carried a pen that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Alien looked for a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Alien owned a mug that they would break. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a mug is the thing to select.

The Handsome Alien always carried a computer that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Alien always had with them a little monkey that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A little monkey would be the chosen thing.