His Handsome Alien

His Handsome Alien desperately wanted a tomato that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

His Handsome Alien found a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item opted for.

His Handsome Alien desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a sword of all things.

His Handsome Alien craved for a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

His Handsome Alien always carried a porno magazine that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was simply life. A porno magazine being the item selected.

His Handsome Alien desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally break. It might have been a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.