The Naughty Alien

The Naughty Alien always kept a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Naughty Alien had a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Alien always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Alien found a cucumber that they would often demolish. It would have been an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Naughty Alien desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Alien desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.