The Scary Alien

The Scary Alien owned a pint of beer that they would often drop. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Scary Alien needed a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Alien searched for a set square that they would play with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Alien always carried a set square that they sometimes put on his head. It is an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A set square would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Alien desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. It is a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Alien craved for a teapot that they would drop. It might have been a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.