The Cute Alien

The Cute Alien owned a bat that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Alien had a radiator that they would experiment on. It should be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Cute Alien desperately looked for a big sponge that they would often put up their bum. It is a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Cute Alien needed a toilet brush to cuddle. It might have been a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. A toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Alien searched for a stretchman to insert somewhere. It would be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Cute Alien desperately needed a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a different undertaking, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pen being the thing opted for.