My Confused Alien

My Confused Alien desperately searched for a tomato to annihilate It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to select.

My Confused Alien craved for a can of coke that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

My Confused Alien needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

My Confused Alien desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes eat. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

My Confused Alien desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

My Confused Alien often carried a tomato that they liked to throw. It would have been a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.