The Ugly Alien

The Ugly Alien desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Alien always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Alien desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes eat. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Alien desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to put on his head. It should be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Alien searched for a sponge that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Ugly Alien wanted a CD player that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.