your-keys-you (47)in #elephant • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.My Crazy ElephantCrazy Elephant desperately wanted a mug that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking…your-keys-you (47)in #monster • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Angry MonsterAngry Monster desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly…your-keys-you (47)in #knight • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adorable KnightAdorable Knight had a rubber johnny that they would play with. It would be a funny undertaking, to me and my children…your-keys-you (47)in #troll • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Special TrollSpecial Troll desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a bizarre…your-keys-you (47)in #ogre • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional OgreExceptional Ogre always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly…your-keys-you (47)in #scammer • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Lonely ScammerLonely Scammer owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly…your-keys-you (47)in #eagle • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Anxious EagleAnxious Eagle needed a toilet brush that they liked to share. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to me, my…your-keys-you (47)in #bird • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Fucking BirdFucking Bird desired a cucumber to worship. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but…your-keys-you (47)in #martian • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Unusual MartianUnusual Martian always carried a pen to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my…your-keys-you (47)in #nerd • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adorable NerdAdorable Nerd always had with them a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a…your-keys-you (47)in #nerd • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Retarded NerdRetarded Nerd always carried a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly…your-keys-you (47)in #geek • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Square GeekSquare Geek carried a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. This could be considered an unusual action, to me…your-keys-you (47)in #ogre • 28 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary OgreWeary Ogre always kept a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly odd…your-keys-you (47)in #unicorn • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Foolish UnicornFoolish Unicorn wanted a little monkey that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing…your-keys-you (47)in #dildo • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Orange DildoOrange Dildo desired a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an astonishing…your-keys-you (47)in #lunatic • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Their Blue LunaticBlue Lunatic wanted a stretchman that they would sit and look at. It might be a new idea, to some, but not to the…your-keys-you (47)in #orangutan • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.My Big OrangutanBig Orangutan always kept a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting…your-keys-you (47)in #elf • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Fat ElfFat Elf carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to you…your-keys-you (47)in #unicorn • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Yellow UnicornYellow Unicorn always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be…your-keys-you (47)in #queen • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.The Naughty QueenNaughty Queen desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. It is an original idea, to…
