The Yellow Antelope

The Yellow Antelope desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Antelope looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally play with. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Antelope needed a mug that they would annihilate It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Antelope desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Antelope desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Antelope desired a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.