My Worrisome Antelope

My Worrisome Antelope owned a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was miraculous. A rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

My Worrisome Antelope wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Antelope desperately searched for a computer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a different action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

My Worrisome Antelope desperately desired a helmet that they liked to share. It might be an odd activity, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Antelope searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

My Worrisome Antelope desperately searched for a tomato that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.